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A Black Panther Theory that Would Satisfy Both Killmonger and T’Chaka


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I know we’ve been going back and forth about how much of a hotep, violent, murderer Killmonger is and how his plans to deliver vibranium weapons to black people all over the world so they can take their own freedom is kind of wild, irresponsible, and also, extremely violent, so I’ve come up with an alternate solution that frees all black people from the colonizers, while also keeping Wakanda a secret. And… keeping the vibranium out of colonizer hands.

When this plan has been executed, all black people will be back in Africa, the force field around Wakanda will surround all of Africa, and Africa’s existence will be wiped from history. It could be written as a mythical Nation, or, in typical white fashion, it can be said that a war broke out in Africa, decimating the population, and ending in some sort of massive explosion that wiped Africa from the planet.

  1. 1 Use stereotypes about black people.

    swiped this from facebook. If anyone knows the artist, I'll link to them.

    White people love stereotypes and will readily believe almost anything bad that is said about black people without question. We know the stereotypes. Black people are violent and kill each other more than any other race of people. So this theory works by embracing the stereotypes that are already believed about us and really..

    In general, the idea is to significantly "thin" the black population in Africa while simultaneously doing the same in America, the islands, and any other place that has plenty of black folks. It must be obvious enough to create a stir of happiness in the cold, vile hearts of the KKK, the Nazis, and the more closeted racists so we've got to be lively about it. 

    Create fake cases of AIDS (because no one black can actually afford to be sick) and malaria and mass gang shootings to disappear more and more black people into Africa. Obviously, While we're faking deaths, we move all of those fake dead people behind the force field. 

    We'll also need to be an infiltration of the prison system. White people love sending black men to prison. Now, send them en masse. Double and triple those percentages. Fake more deaths, prison riots, even prison breakouts. The non-existent prison escapees will incite fear in the community while sending the police and FBI folk on long-ass goose-chases to find niggas that are FAR gone, thereby also serving as a distraction and sucking up police resources. 


  2. 2 Get rid of all white people from Africa.


    Colonizers cannot be trusted to keep the secret of Wakanda or to protect black people. Yes, I realize that that one colonizer that made it to the end of the movie was slightly helpful for 5 minutes, but he is definitely the exception and not the rule. And, obviously, Killmonger's plan was to get all black people away from white people so that they could be free and prosperous once more...soooo... every colonizer must go. They're also already kicking out white farmers in South Africa... go ahead and take the rest of those folks too. 

  3. 3 Slowly widen the force field...


    As Wakanda begins to stretch its arms and welcome more and more of Africa, Wakanda becomes the "place we do not go". The entire country has now been roped off as a palce where millions and millions of "sick" Africans are being sent to be quaratined. Wakanda has now agreed to dedicate its meager resources towards helping other Africans regain their health. White people will be watching the news from all over the world on their TVs and cell phones shaking their heads and whispering about dirty Africans while black people will be in Wakanda frolicking through lush fields filled with organic mango and olive trees and drinking in Wakandan culture 24/7. 

  4. 4 Get moneyyy


    This is a long-term plan that requires commitment and financial backing. Gotta rope in some black people or create a fake charity that eNdS hUnGEr in aFRica to raise funds. White people love to donate to ending hunger in Africa while conveniently ignoring that they caused it.

  5. 5 Pump up the media

    swiped this from facebook. If anyone knows the artist, I'll link to them.

    As more and more white people are evicted from Africa, are chasing the ghosts of escaped felons, and are shaking their heads at fake, mass malaria outbreaks, have influential bloggers and writers to post fake articles about natural disasters and bLaCK oN bLaCK cRiMe that is totally decimating the number of black people in Africa and America. Black people are going extinct!! This is black genocide!! And it will be helped along by emboldened white people, so be sure to have plenty of undercover Wakandan soldiers out on the streets guarding black neighborhoods and making sure everything goes as smoothly as possible. 

  6. 6 This is Only the Beginning


    This is currently my working theory, which I'm sure will grow into something far more advanced and complex as I rewatch Black Panther more and more, buy all of the Black Panther comic books, and write some Black Panther fan fiction. 

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